I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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