I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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