i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
