i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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