and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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