worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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