My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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