i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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