Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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