Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
