NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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