i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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