You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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