Is it normal to miss your booty call?
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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