I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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