I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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