I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
