I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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