Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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