I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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