Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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