The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Oh god it's open bar.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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