Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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