well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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