You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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