test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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