Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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