But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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