He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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