Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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