Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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