I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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