Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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