2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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