I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Randomize