We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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