I must be too annoying 4 u.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Apparently you make a good broom.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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