glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
BRING THE BAGELS
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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