I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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