strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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