I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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