so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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