So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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