I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have tasted many bathrooms
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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