I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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