i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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