it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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