is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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