did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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