I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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