your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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