I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize
