What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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