She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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