Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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