she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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