that's an acceptable place to lick
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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