super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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