brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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